Friday, January 20, 2006
quotes from Dennis the Menace
Dennis: [on hearing he has to go to Margaret's house] Aargh![Dennis' parents turn at him]Dennis: Margaret's house? I'd do anything than go into Margaret's house! She's hates me, she's a lunatic, I'll go crazy, she tortures me and she doesn't *share*!Henry Mitchell: Your mother made arrangements, that's it! I don't want many arguments.Dennis: My life is falling apart.
* * *Margaret: [On the subject of where babies come from and how they get out of their mothers] Tell me, Dennis, how?Dennis: The bellybutton. It opens up.Margaret: Then how come men have them?Dennis: So they don't look weird in bathing suits.
* * *Margaret: You know why men are so lousey when it comes to taking care of babies?Dennis: They have better things to do.Margaret: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?Dennis: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, cleaning fish. Do you know how to do that?Joey: Me?Dennis: Margaret.Joey: Oh, okay.Margaret: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?
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Margaret: You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do.
Dennis: Oh, really? Like what?
Margaret: We could practice singing songs. Or put on a play, or a puppet show.
Joey: We could bury you alive.
Margaret: I could pound your face.
i miss this show!:)